Push Notifications: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

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10 месяцев назад

John Oliver explains what type of news should - and shouldn’t - warrant a push notification.
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Flraven79
Flraven79 4 дня назад
I am watching this from a push notifaction
Shay Shelton
Shay Shelton 14 дней назад
I feel so nostalgic! I wonder if this stupid country will ever let people have their lives back. Voting Drumpf out of office was certainly a step in the right direction. But we need to work harder. Sadly because of how Drumpf treated this country, I doubt we'll be seeing large groups in public without concern for a long while. I love you John Oliver! Hopefully COVID or homelessness doesn't take me before I can go back to work, or be happy again.
Isaac Beeby
Isaac Beeby 15 дней назад
1:13 John: I'm not a 100,000 year old bird Disney: Casts him as Zazu in The Lion King.
Joseph Corridon
Joseph Corridon 17 дней назад
"That has ALL THE PROPERTIES of a joke!!" is so funny.
DiabloMinero
DiabloMinero 20 дней назад
Some promising results in lab mice mean human life extension might become accessible within a single non-extended lifetime. You can't be sure until it happens, but if there are ever going to be immortal humans, we can no longer be certain it won't be us.
zippy
zippy 21 день назад
John Oliver is the Best ! If everyone was listening to him, we would be a smarter country.
Eric Welty
Eric Welty 23 дня назад
Hearing the audience laugh seems strange now.
Aarush Banerjee
Aarush Banerjee 23 дня назад
Did anybody else think that “can the milkman save the climate?” thing was a reference to Sen. Ed Markey from MA
Addi Kay
Addi Kay 24 дня назад
The fact that he says Mom instead of Mum is slightly destabilizing to hear from an English person
leonhart423
leonhart423 29 дней назад
sometimes I answer the phone "Hello this is me, and I'm listening."
michale andmore
michale andmore Месяц назад
John, lied to me, mommy did die John 😭
elchapeau
elchapeau Месяц назад
dude's on a fuckin roll here
Crit
Crit Месяц назад
Shreks lover has a name you beast! Fiona!
Karrie Papa
Karrie Papa Месяц назад
How to cancel push notifications?Do I change the settings in my phone?(if they exist)
Repeat.Repeat
Repeat.Repeat 2 месяца назад
I can't relate.I turned them off long time ago and I had no problem whatsoever
Joesph Young
Joesph Young 2 месяца назад
"Push Notifications" are bullshit. Just another seizure-inducing, stomach-wrenching piece of the soul being chipped off by this terrible PR culture.
Sanctify Succubi
Sanctify Succubi 2 месяца назад
Charlotte lowkey kinda cute tho.
Geeta Gautam
Geeta Gautam 2 месяца назад
John Oliver: Mommy is gonna die kids. *22* *year* *old* *me* : 😞😢😢
Jason Albert
Jason Albert 2 месяца назад
For the first and only time in history, John Oliver tells a joke. Huh. Edit: he actually told two!
Sober Notions
Sober Notions 2 месяца назад
having the audience reaction is so weird
Fltchr
Fltchr 2 месяца назад
1% concerns, I get it now.
Mr. Trent
Mr. Trent 2 месяца назад
The laughs sound so off putting now.
Ty Wheezy
Ty Wheezy 2 месяца назад
My dad died when I was 10 so that last joke is very funny
Abdullah Malla Othman
Abdullah Malla Othman 2 месяца назад
John Oliver we lost mate.. :'( *LIVERPOOL FOR EVER!*
Sem
Sem 2 месяца назад
they can only send you push notifications if you use their shitty apps
Robert Forster
Robert Forster 3 месяца назад
The poor kid was eaten by a prehistoric bird? What a tragedy. I feel bad for the parents.
Skinnypete07
Skinnypete07 3 месяца назад
Your push notifications are being delivered via AT&T if you hadnt noticed.
lostc0z
lostc0z 3 месяца назад
#savethechildren
Glenn Davey
Glenn Davey 3 месяца назад
How are alcohol delivery companies allowed to send me - an alcoholic - push notifications at 5 PM every single day reminding me to stock up on red wine and vodka margarita mix? Imagine if tobacco companies could do that! (And yes, my life has become a very boring movie called 'Leaving Lock-down Vegas'...)
ArkhamInmateE32b
ArkhamInmateE32b 3 месяца назад
0:24 Says: “Television’s Dr. Frasier Crane”. Shows: Radio’s Dr. Frasier Crane
Jams Jon
Jams Jon 3 месяца назад
If you support the president of trump, you must not miss it, show your pride and support! waresoftheworld.com/
wojtekpolska
wojtekpolska 3 месяца назад
2:34 missed the joke to write "Shrex"
DrewSavo
DrewSavo 3 месяца назад
wojtekpolska That Just sounds like a green dinosaur voiced by Mike Myers
Caroline Cooke
Caroline Cooke 3 месяца назад
As I’m watching this, I get 5 push notifications at once 😂 perfect timing
mythirdchannel
mythirdchannel 3 месяца назад
I love this show and I love John Oliver :D
Edward Morrison
Edward Morrison 3 месяца назад
"Just joking! Mommy is gonna live forever!" Heh, jokes on the kid.
Firedeath25
Firedeath25 3 месяца назад
News outlet send Push Notifications? Huh... learn something knew everyday
Michael L. Capers Sr.
Michael L. Capers Sr. 3 месяца назад
I got 3 push alerts watching this video 😂 I didn’t need to see Amy of them right now
Rohan Karkra
Rohan Karkra 3 месяца назад
Is John Oliver the greatest man alive or what?
The Annoyed Mr Floyd
The Annoyed Mr Floyd 3 месяца назад
No website should be asking to send any notification. It's stupid.
kappeler50
kappeler50 3 месяца назад
lol in that right moment whenn he said there is nothing worse than a phonecall i got a phone call - coincident ? i dont think so xD
Ju Ga
Ju Ga 3 месяца назад
Blah blah who cares... good bye
TheHighNoonSaloon
TheHighNoonSaloon 4 месяца назад
Hmmmmm....
Trifles
Trifles 4 месяца назад
I know it's a joke, I know I'm taking it too seriously, but if you're wondering HOW to answer "Mama, you're never going to die, right?" the general consensus is to say you will, you don't think soon, reassure them they'll be taken care of by an adult you trust, and you'll always love them, no matter where you are, even Beyond. You know, the truth.
Andalus101
Andalus101 4 месяца назад
If they aren't live, why is there a LIVE CROWD??
Ahanu Coage
Ahanu Coage 4 месяца назад
Remember when push notifications were the thing we were worried about?
Will Kimball
Will Kimball Месяц назад
Trump saying “something” probably incoherent and that being on the news and getting a push notification “get with the times man”
Gintoki Sakata
Gintoki Sakata 4 месяца назад
I've actually asked my mom that question before 5yr old Me: Mom will you live forever? Mom: No, everyone dies at some point. Hit my 5 yr old self pretty hard XD
Drew FU
Drew FU 4 месяца назад
Honestly I would love to be updated on all archeological findings lol
James Mac777
James Mac777 4 месяца назад
One thing I don't like about apps is the number of them that need to access your photographs and download my collection of Cortana pictures, that is only for me, not you: The apps place spying thing in them.
N.N.G Snap
N.N.G Snap 4 месяца назад
Came back to just hear a crowd in the background, hope there will be one again...
jayoungr
jayoungr 5 месяцев назад
It's so weird now to hear laughs after every line.
Angry Santa
Angry Santa 5 месяцев назад
I was just about to say that. He's better without an audience 😂
Paul Stephenson
Paul Stephenson 5 месяцев назад
Have you considered that the 'giant bird' part might be subliminal messaging for 'that's what the dinosaurs that survived the asteroid evolved into and the religion being pushed upon you guiding you into believing you, or any of us, are in any way "chosen" or "special" or "better than anyone else" is absolute horseshite, and all the tithing in the world will never change that fact'...? Just a thought. I mean, in that respect, it's pretty important news, I'd say. Lol
Arrows Level 13
Arrows Level 13 5 месяцев назад
J O K E ! ! !
carver Augustus
carver Augustus 5 месяцев назад
Lol a charlotte web joke? Wow impressive
italiabanwally
italiabanwally 6 месяцев назад
Helpful content. One thing I can't stress enough is to pick a good network for monetization. I increased my profit by 30% just by switching to MonadPlug.
Nate Shields
Nate Shields 6 месяцев назад
Did he think we wouldn’t see that AT&T service on the upper left corner of that cell phone?
Thomas Ford
Thomas Ford 6 месяцев назад
"Mommy's going to live forever." may be the best quote I've heard on this show.
Milo B.
Milo B. 6 месяцев назад
We need more web exclusives
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KHXEauq326IUVYjkpwz59~@/\DOSQoevh1748:+CFGJLRdfmxy#%-,}(ABMNPTWZ 6 месяцев назад
Just apps.apple.com/hk/app/norton-family-for-parents/id1447157106?l=en use that mdm /MAN for filtering unwanted spam 💣 bombing your phone 📱 instants of you have a jet pocket or find a new sexy GF/WiFi (wife)
Justin Pharand
Justin Pharand 6 месяцев назад
his eyebrows look like friendly caterpillars
mattwo7
mattwo7 6 месяцев назад
Wait, push notifications _aren't_ for mobile games to nag you to keep playing them? :P
black487
black487 6 месяцев назад
John Oliver recommendations are like the AOL CD's of RUposts videos.
Cliptoword TV
Cliptoword TV 6 месяцев назад
Clip to word 💎 Whew A new sub✅
Don Jaeger
Don Jaeger 6 месяцев назад
John Oliver is a National Treasure
Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson 6 месяцев назад
John Oliver is a laugh machine.
floaty cloud
floaty cloud 7 месяцев назад
That mom thing got kindah dark
Elissa Lombard
Elissa Lombard 7 месяцев назад
It is hazardous to eat while watching a John Oliver video.
TogetherAtLast
TogetherAtLast 7 месяцев назад
TONGUE DEEP
Karina
Karina 7 месяцев назад
am i the only one that really just sees this nothing more than a boomer rant ?
Megan Proffitt
Megan Proffitt 7 месяцев назад
Karina Yes
Ross M
Ross M 7 месяцев назад
Talk about 1% Concerns... or Lack of Concerns... Or "Lack-those Concerns Intolerance" .... maybe I won't quit my day job...
غٌأّنِمَ أّلَعٌرأّقِيِّ
غٌأّنِمَ أّلَعٌرأّقِيِّ 7 месяцев назад
ه̷̷َـَْـُذآ يقلد البشير شوو 😂😂😂😂 اذا اكو عربي هنا يجق لايك
Ted Heard
Ted Heard 7 месяцев назад
URGENT URGENT URGENT (vote up vote up vote up) Hi John, it’s good to know you’re with your loved ones and you all have each other. However, We (the US and the world) need your dogged determination right now. I’ve just read that the US Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has decided to suspend its enforcement of environmental laws indefinitely in light of the ongoing coronavirus outbreak, as The Guardian reports. The move sends a clear signal: pollute with impunity. “This temporary policy is designed to provide enforcement discretion under the current, extraordinary conditions, while ensuring facility operations continue to protect human health and the environment,” EPA administrator Andrew Wheeler wrote in an announcement. PLEASE MOVE ON THIS STORY JOHN, IT IS BEING FLOWN BELOW THE RADAR INTENTIONALLY, PLEASE DO WHAT YOU DO BEST. I know you won’t stop fighting the good fight, I’ve already pestered Stephen Colbert about this, With love to you and yours.
twoshang
twoshang 8 месяцев назад
"I'm not a 100,000 year old bird" No you are a bloke
Francis Marino
Francis Marino 8 месяцев назад
Sorry John, but I do need to be constantly updated on anthropophagous prehistoric birds. It's vital for me.
Ezekiel Martin
Ezekiel Martin 26 дней назад
Anthropophagus is a very good word
Katie Mue
Katie Mue 8 месяцев назад
Thanks John Oliver and Last Week Tonight. So much of what you have discussed I have not put enough thought into. Such as Guardianships and the show where people driving somewhere and were stopped by police and had their money confiscated. Not that all your other shows you've done aren't equally important. So big thanks to you and HBO for being for humanity
Kana Beats
Kana Beats 8 месяцев назад
I've missed him
The Kid From Arnprior
The Kid From Arnprior 8 месяцев назад
I can’t wait to see the angry mob of children (now adults) who will flood your office screaming that there mother died and you lied to them.
Ellora Wilson
Ellora Wilson 8 месяцев назад
Very weird to hear him say mommy...
Beth Hyde-Smith
Beth Hyde-Smith 8 месяцев назад
I love when he gets so excited he punches the table and the reflections distort XD
Andrea Marcelli
Andrea Marcelli 8 месяцев назад
Although I found it deeply entertaining, I do not get what is he talking about. I get only a handful notification from apps I allow to do so... Is this an American thing? Was there a real alert, I would not get push notifications, but a straight message from the gov or something like that. I am just puzzled
Cole’s chemistry channel
Cole’s chemistry channel 25 дней назад
American thing
Sips of Hell
Sips of Hell 8 месяцев назад
where is your video about India you fuk face? You can enjoy an eternal dislike from me
Adrian Nillsen
Adrian Nillsen 8 месяцев назад
Love to see john’s take on toilet paper and the Coronavirus
MK
MK 8 месяцев назад
Mr. Oliver is my kinda guy, with his vegetable humor. more. more.
A.N.18
A.N.18 8 месяцев назад
You are a rat. Fuck you
Thundawich
Thundawich 8 месяцев назад
What is a push notification? I don't phone much.
Pudgebert
Pudgebert 8 месяцев назад
John Oliver still sucks at this. Pity.
Dr.Castor
Dr.Castor 8 месяцев назад
John... Handy is very disappointed in your pun!
I am a loaf of Bread
I am a loaf of Bread 8 месяцев назад
2:34 someone finally talking about shrek's lover.
Vladimir4757
Vladimir4757 8 месяцев назад
But my mommy is dead....
Gredddfe
Gredddfe 8 месяцев назад
"We're back in February" * Checks date *
Furious Sherman
Furious Sherman 8 месяцев назад
Where I live, the only push notifications I get are for Amber Alerts, which come up whenever there's either been a child abducted or there's severe weather like a tornado in the area. A lot of people hate them, but they're absolutely necessary because they save lives, and the provincial and federal governments know that. They also know not to try and incur the wrath of the people that hate it any more, which is why they've left the push notifications at just the Amber Alerts where they belong. Seems to me like an easy fix for this problem in the States.
Green Nut
Green Nut 8 месяцев назад
i just got a push notification about push notifications.
PiecesMissing
PiecesMissing 8 месяцев назад
Dan? I swear this could almost be an OPCD rant.
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jp9qA57afbX5OLqgD KLUnz4b5IrXSJAvZj 8 месяцев назад
Why his videos keep being deleted
Dr.CockNBalls
Dr.CockNBalls 8 месяцев назад
So is the crowd noise fake, or did they bring a whole audience in to shoot a 5 minute short?
Malz
Malz 8 месяцев назад
Nah they probably just shot this after a filming of a full episode so the audience is still there.
Devatheriall
Devatheriall 8 месяцев назад
MOMMY WILL NEVER DIE, MOMMY IS IMMORTAL
CloudsGirl7
CloudsGirl7 8 месяцев назад
My attitude toward this may have been "well, you CAN turn off notifications" before, but recently, my Netflix application has been forcing notifications upon me - with a chime and everything - even though I clearly told it not to in the settings! And so, not for the first time and surely not for the last, I say "screw you, Netflix." The best thing you ever did was avoid Georgia like the plague after it started to disrespect women.
pratik kumar
pratik kumar 8 месяцев назад
Isn’t that Apple news.
Tiber Septim
Tiber Septim 8 месяцев назад
My Boss’s five year old daughter looked at him and said “mom, dad....when will I die?” Then just sat there waiting for an answer.....
Gredddfe
Gredddfe 8 месяцев назад
"Hopefully when you're 80, or maybe 90. That's a good time to die I think." Your boss can have that one for free.
Luna Dove
Luna Dove 8 месяцев назад
I fucking love this show been watching John Oliver for about 4 years now, I wanna go to one of his shows sometime
R Task
R Task 8 месяцев назад
Romain is the play don’t diss
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