Immigration Courts: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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America’s dysfunctional immigration court system forces many children to appear in court alone. That’s as ridiculous in real life as it would be on a courtroom television show.
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Riley Richardson
Riley Richardson Час назад
on the map at 8:43 did anyone else notice that that's not Charlotte?
Devil Doll
Devil Doll 2 дня назад
Ouch, the Johnny Depp joke two years later. Amber Heard should be blacklisted from acting gigs. No matter what has come to light now, the damage to his career is permanent.
Ilan Smolders
Ilan Smolders 3 дня назад
that depp joke was just not ok at all he was innocent
Ilan Smolders
Ilan Smolders 3 дня назад
Trump era has ended
Michael Timmins
Michael Timmins 10 дней назад
That Johnny depp thing sure she’d piorly
Adriel Sebastian
Adriel Sebastian 14 дней назад
8:17 lucky that girl didn't say "footlong"
Edgaras Jakubovskis
Edgaras Jakubovskis 15 дней назад
Depp joke didn't age well...
Bao Doan
Bao Doan 17 дней назад
7:54 Papa John's is PZZA on the stock market. So yeah, it IS technically P-zza xD
Mark Dragonrider
Mark Dragonrider 23 дня назад
is that the man who voice bob in bobs burgers? and archer? and the gas station clerk from family guy?! yes yes it is!!
Kat Nabours
Kat Nabours 27 дней назад
Is that H. Jon Benjamin (voice of Archer and Bob from Bob's Burgers) in the toddler court?
Ilan Smolders
Ilan Smolders 3 дня назад
Gaston4.7.8.0 28 дней назад
a three year old child can immigrate rules and legislation. I can barely remember my social security number.😅
Taylor Wiseman
Taylor Wiseman 28 дней назад
16:14 Can this please be real, I need it. It's better than the puppy bowl.
el gato reportro
el gato reportro Месяц назад
im the only person who in midle of clas is watching john oliver
Mikoto Misaka
Mikoto Misaka Месяц назад
speaking as an English Teacher in Taiwan who teaches 3 year olds too, I will be the first to say, that whatever judge says they can teach immigration law to 3 year olds, must think they'll have 5 years to completely teach it to them for 5 hours a day.
MCPunk55 Месяц назад
I'd watch that if the guy who voices the creepy guy from the gas station who's seen every movie ever was the accused.
MCPunk55 Месяц назад
There's an alternate solution to asylum seekers: help fix their own country. But that costs money, and we can't have that, can we? That would involve abiding by the Declaration of Human Rights and moving away from Capitalism. Fuck that, I want my tenth Lamborghini that I bought with the money I made enslaving Somalis and Mexicans.
MCPunk55 Месяц назад
"I want to be deported to Pizza". Alright! I want to adopt that girl.
MCPunk55 Месяц назад
At this point, if anyone considers any Conservative human, you're not fit to breed. "It's okay to force a 2 year old to represent himself in a court of law, completely alone, without any clue of what's going on or where is his mother. We are Conservatives! From the moment a baby comes out of our enslaved baby making machine, we put the brat in a suit and turn him into a warmongering corrupt Sociopath."
André Leclerc
André Leclerc Месяц назад
Elena moved back to her hometown. Well I guess the judge question was pertinent... she didn't even try moving out.
André Leclerc
André Leclerc Месяц назад
For all the "They are going to kill me if I go back to my country"... I don't recall any headlines being "We deported them, they got killed". John Oliver army of elite researchers managed find out a single one. I mean maybe it exists but you"d think that it be common as bleeding heart journalist would be on the case 24h to fish out all those instances. All the follow up article on deportees I ever read were all alive and well and trying to immigrate back legally. I'm guessing when they say "They are going to kill me" is a lie for 99% of the cases. Yet I don't recall a single journalist challenging that notion when someone makes a claim like that either.
Eric Hall
Eric Hall Месяц назад
That Johnny depp domestic violence joke didn’t age well
Ian Hiltz
Ian Hiltz 2 месяца назад
Saw The Vietnam War and it was great.
krepnata kadara
krepnata kadara 2 месяца назад
Ah USA, deporting people to death since 1939
Mike Tind
Mike Tind 2 месяца назад
Agreed with everything but why do you need asylum for domestic violence.
luckjes112 haverkamp
luckjes112 haverkamp 2 месяца назад
That Johnny Depp comment aged poorly.
Bashi Hart
Bashi Hart 2 месяца назад
Is that Jon H. Benjamin
Picxal 2 месяца назад
Johnny Depp being included in that domestic violence list hasn't aged too well... 👀
Abhinav 2 месяца назад
It's ironic that John himself grinned when saying 'The Trump era'
MovieMonsterMania 2 месяца назад
Ok I love John Oliver, but his jab at Johnny Depp was pathetic and disgraceful considering that Johnny Depp wasn’t a bad person, that’s the only time I think John Oliver didn’t do his research.
asrof The great
asrof The great 2 месяца назад
that joney dep statment sure did not age well did it ,,,, oooh boy
Mark Soquet, Jr
Mark Soquet, Jr 2 месяца назад
Banana is yellow.
Jim Jenkins
Jim Jenkins 2 месяца назад
Might wanna retract that Johnny depp bit there olive oil
Gozeraye 2 месяца назад
I hope other people noticed that Elmo's license plate said "Tickle This"
Kelly B
Kelly B 2 месяца назад
Dear lord our courts suck. And a 3 year old can understand immigration law to represent themselves? Honestly, let's put trump and sessions (well not sessions anymore, whoever his replacement is) in immigration court and make them represent themselves in a mock trial. See how well they actually do.
Homo Technium
Homo Technium 2 месяца назад
MINUTE 14:58 ...starts the funniest scene I have ever seen in "LastWeek Tonight"
My True Crime Library
My True Crime Library 2 месяца назад
Who else recognized Bob Belcher/Archer at the end?
Robert Powell-Jones
Robert Powell-Jones 2 месяца назад
Yay, I'm not positive, but I think the "defendant" in the TOT Bench scene was the guy who does the voices for *Archer* and *Bobs Burgers*. Love those shows. Infact (not that anyone gives a hoot), I sat and watched the first 4 entire series of Bobs Burgers on Prime in one sitting... I'm so sad...
Ilan Smolders
Ilan Smolders 3 дня назад
it is
Cole Scott
Cole Scott 2 месяца назад
I miss the good old days when things like cofefe were just funny. Now they're coded messages from Q 🙄
mohamed yu
mohamed yu 3 месяца назад
This thing is happening in saudi as we speak
Miguel Sanchez
Miguel Sanchez 3 месяца назад
14:14 *Faster than 30seconds per trial!?* guy comes in "my name is Jua- "DEPORT HIM!" *slams hammer* ........ America is the worst. Remember: you CAME to this country. wtf
HungerGamesFan88 3 месяца назад
i wanna hold all the little kids theyre adorable
Tiffany Lehnert
Tiffany Lehnert 3 месяца назад
$5 to the first guy, shit, girl who fucks Sessions right in the ear.
David Fortier
David Fortier 3 месяца назад
Anyone else have a strong urge to hit that "mansplaining" judge with a hefty hammer?
J C 3 месяца назад
I would totally watch "Tot Bench" daily.
MyFirstName MyLastName
MyFirstName MyLastName 3 месяца назад
Archer gets a jillion years of jail. Sounds right.
Matthew Moran
Matthew Moran 3 месяца назад
i fuckin love jon benjamin
Jason Schad
Jason Schad 3 месяца назад
that johnny depp crack aged like milk
Vendus Mortem
Vendus Mortem 3 месяца назад
Honestly the slenderman bit is the most soulless ive seen John period and i actually feel very uncomfortable
Jocker 3 месяца назад
„give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. i lift my lamp beside the golden door.“ you should destroy that plaque, your not honoring it anymore.
petrok lawrence
petrok lawrence 3 месяца назад
I'm the one person still laughing at covfefe.
SquirrilahFish 3 месяца назад
Is there any statute that they have to have licensed representation in court? can I just go be their representation?
William Swiger
William Swiger 3 месяца назад
We pay millions of dollars to these countries south of the border to try to keep these massive migrations to a minimum. Public info if you look it up. I am all for legal immigration and would hope most offer some skills our country can use. I suppose you can take the approach that the children will go to school and become middle class tax payers and not drain the system. We have plenty of generational mooches on society already here we have to foot the bill for.
Vlad Tepes
Vlad Tepes 3 месяца назад
Chace Crowell
Chace Crowell 3 месяца назад
Totally could see this being an Archer episode haha
Erik 3 месяца назад
Watching this America is clearly NOT the best country in the world.
Pestilencemage 3 месяца назад
yeaaahhh. That SOUNDS all well and good to have a lawyer provided, but it's expensive, not very helpful (trust me, a court appointed lawyer is NOT much improvement over the 2 year old). And is really just kida less useful in these cases as there is nothing to prove here. The lawyer would either advise them to LIE, or get the same result. Sorry, but you can't really he all "I fled the bation to avoid my ex, and no, I never thought to move anywhere else but out the country. And if you want her safe HERE... you might want to rethink your position on the border wall, because they can absolutely follow here here and kill her.
Pestilencemage 3 месяца назад
...flee the COUNTRY to get away from your ex? A bit extreme if they are not some ultra powerful authority of that nation. Annnnd before you blame Trump... you realize it was Democrats that blocked expansion of the judges to get these and asylum cases hear faster, right?
Danielle 3 месяца назад
MS13 is a major gang in mexico. They are classified in El Salvador as a terrorist cell because of their bold attacks on government officials and police. They are known for killing women and children specifically, and will even burn buses full of people if they are in their territory. Her ex was a member of that gang. It is safe to say that he has a good deal of power
Magnavox1972 3 месяца назад
6:39: Check out Celebrity Elmo’s sick vanity license plate. 😆
Carlos Davila
Carlos Davila 4 месяца назад
Georgia.....if u ain't white .. u better drive with a GPS and hope ur car don't break down.... Tennessee is the worse ..if u ain't white...just leave. Leave fast
Monika 4 месяца назад
That Johnny Depp bit didn't age well very fast.
Monika 4 месяца назад
@StrangeStrawMan probably not. Unfortunately the double standard in these cases is real.
StrangeStrawMan 4 месяца назад
Cane to here to say this. Hope they address it in a new episode but I doubt it
kEVN dIXN 223
kEVN dIXN 223 4 месяца назад
Bone head, the woman from hondouras ran to the USA. The judge asked if she tried moving (to a different town, city, village) to avoid him. She did not. She just ran to the freebies. Don't have kids if you can't support them.
Danielle 3 месяца назад
MS-13 basically runs the country, so moving would not have stopped him
Stephen2462 3 месяца назад
As if moving to the next town would have stopped 'em from killing her.
kEVN dIXN 223
kEVN dIXN 223 4 месяца назад
Hey Brit Face, lol. Are you a USA citizen? Then you should be on the other side of that fence. Easy to hand out when its not yours. If they don't like their country , like America,they need to change it. Just because you don't like Trump, don't make it tough on our citizens. How much more do we overpopulated the US? Water, sewer, housing. All is already overtaxed. Parents are idiots to drag their kids along. How about put those waiting on a boat for England? Since Americans fled England and scratched out a living in the wild. Over populated, yes we are. Not like Japan. 33 people p sq foot. Sure there's space in the wilderness, but then that's where most people are fleeing. The cities, suburbs, and ghettos are OVER POPULATED and overtaxed (water - not enough clean, sewage- not processed 100% due to to much in flow and not enough capacity.
Stephen2462 2 месяца назад
@kEVN dIXN 223 Ah, so you're only looking at the environmental issue from a purely nationalist perspective. "Fuck everyone who isn't living in my country." No idea how the stuff on body fat and such is even relevant lol.
kEVN dIXN 223
kEVN dIXN 223 2 месяца назад
@Stephen2462 of course it changes population living in USA vs 3rd world country. More food more wages fatter people. Humans need minimum body fat to concieve kids. That goes along with levels of hormones. Yes usa has birth control and that helps.
Stephen2462 3 месяца назад
@kEVN dIXN 223 Yes, I looked, that's how I know you're bullshitting. Immigration isn't going to change the number of people living in the world lol. If that's your concern, then focus on conservation, development and usage of green tech, and better environmental policies, like the ones the Trump administration has been getting rid of.
kEVN dIXN 223
kEVN dIXN 223 3 месяца назад
@Stephen2462 look again Stephen we are reaching a breakpoint. More people not enough housing, food, water, room in schools, room for crops. Just because there are vast areas unpoulated dosent mean the Earth isn't being overtaxed by population, farming, chemicals, mining, drilling, toxic gas releases, excessive methane releases, ect.... Get off the video game and research.
Stephen2462 3 месяца назад
@kEVN dIXN 223 No we are not overpopulated. Our main issue is, as you mentioned, is that too high a proportion of our population are living in crammed cities. The other problems you brought up are side effects of other issues; Scapegoating immigrants is counterproductive.
helmsdeep84 4 месяца назад
Jeff Sessions went back to whatever shithole he came from! He did not even win his supposedly come back primary....good riddance!
MissyBee 4 месяца назад
I was like hey his voice sounds like...*googles* I FUCKING KNEW IT
Thomas Hennessy
Thomas Hennessy 4 месяца назад
Ironic how that scetch would absolutely be a thing in archer
Eldritch_Prince 4 месяца назад
...The johnny depp joke really hurts
Jay Jackson
Jay Jackson 4 месяца назад
This is horrible! Why are all the pieces of shit in our country in powerful positions like this? Especially our so-called president?!?
Zak B
Zak B 4 месяца назад
I don't fully understand the Honduras case. She didn't try to move away from the person, she ran all the way to another country? Does the gang just own the whole country?
Salvador Torres
Salvador Torres 4 месяца назад
Believe it or not, yes. Honduras is a small lawless country where you can’t hide from the gangs, if they want to find you they will. The government is basically a gang in suits that gets to disappear people without anyone to question them.
Tushar Halder
Tushar Halder 4 месяца назад
Oof that Johnny depp joke didn't age well
Shaun Gates
Shaun Gates 4 месяца назад
H Jon Benjamin pwnd that cameo. Enough said.
CyberGlob 4 месяца назад
Archer asking his lawyer for snacks is the best part of this episode 😂
Danielle Mullen
Danielle Mullen 4 месяца назад
Three year olds are hilarious! Pizza sounds like a wonderful country of removal. We could be citizens of cheesy, saucy, meaty goodness!
Ha1frican 4 месяца назад
Oof that Johnny Depp bit 😬
savior139 4 месяца назад
10:52 aged like milk
Kelley Hawley
Kelley Hawley 4 месяца назад
That judge in Elana’s case sounded so condescending.
Farah Kara
Farah Kara 4 месяца назад
Yo america what the fuck is wrong with u?! God damn!!!
b3 8
b3 8 Месяц назад
Obsolete government, unnecessary bureaucracy
Aladdin Crow
Aladdin Crow 4 месяца назад
Things been tough after FX canceled Archer
korngotmuted 4 месяца назад
I hope Elena's situation gets better. This is insanity. ♥️
Alex Cio
Alex Cio 4 месяца назад
kids court for president!
soren mannebach
soren mannebach 4 месяца назад
I would watch tot bench everyday of the week
J M 4 месяца назад
I love you Jon but you jumped the gun on jonny depp and should offer an apology
J M 4 месяца назад
It's very different in the UK. As soon as an immigrant sets foot on UK soil they can claim asylum. Once in the system going through the process they obviously have no right to work so are supported. They get housing, and money for food and clothing etc. They get free legal as well. If they lose they can appeal and retain the same rights. They can continue to appeal all the way to the European court of human rights and we are bound by the decision. If they lose a lot just go on the run , when caught they get deported eventually. I've no stats but a lot just try again. It's a ridiculous process , expensive and pretty traumatic for genuine refugees. Yes there are a lot of fake asylum seekers who make it much harder for the genuine ones. I've no idea what the solution is but it is noteworthy that there are a lot of loan males In camps in Calais from Pakistan and Afghanistan . I can only speak for myself but if I was fleeing a war or life threatening situation I would never leave my family behind. Maybe the answer is we stop creating the situations the people are forced to flee from? Maybe we help them fix the mess we made ?
Salem Saberhagen
Salem Saberhagen 4 месяца назад
This bureaucratic nightmare is so insane, that even Franz Kafka would be disturbed by it.
Haradin32 5 месяцев назад
that johnny depp joke doesn't land well in 2020
Ha Eun Jung
Ha Eun Jung 5 месяцев назад
johnny depp is innocent!
Jesse Berg
Jesse Berg 5 месяцев назад
I feel like Oliver missed an opertunity for a joke. When the judge said that you could teach immigration law to a three year old, but it would take a long time, Oliver should have said, "Yes, and that amount of time is about 20 years."
luvmibratt 5 месяцев назад
Omg thank you Mr.Oliver for that laugh..TOT bench
Regular Dude
Regular Dude 5 месяцев назад
The Johnny Deep joke didn’t age well
Cole Scoggin
Cole Scoggin 5 месяцев назад
It aged like milk.
Doctor Benway
Doctor Benway 5 месяцев назад
Unfortunately, when it comes to Johnny Deep, you should present excuses.
Michelle Foster
Michelle Foster 5 месяцев назад
Archer at the end was phenomenal! 😂
Maraii Lavan
Maraii Lavan 5 месяцев назад
Just a btw, Johnny Depp has recordings of his wife talking about abusing him, so hopefully now that the case is pretty much closed, we don’t have to blame the victim anymore.
[insert name here]
[insert name here] 5 месяцев назад
Is it possible to get a full series of tot bench
Velvet Comeaux
Velvet Comeaux 5 месяцев назад
you told me to google it, so I did, and I found this
Butler Shurk
Butler Shurk 5 месяцев назад
That Johnny Depp joke has not aged well
Donald Trump's Intern
Donald Trump's Intern 5 месяцев назад
Honestly having sex with my gf while having Jeff Sessions in the room saying "FUCK HER FASTER AND MEANER!" doesnt sound that bad.
Josny13 5 месяцев назад
2:06 ... "Please slenderman." ? I'm gonna have to ask you to take a seat.
Anusheel Tiwari
Anusheel Tiwari 5 месяцев назад
America invents problems others don't have
Goughy 5 месяцев назад
That's Archer!
Andrew Savin
Andrew Savin 5 месяцев назад
Learn more about the US legal system today:
Iefy T
Iefy T 6 месяцев назад
I'd watch tot bench
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